Date: Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Time: 11:42 PM

Howdy, y'all! how're ya doin' today, huh? Are ya feelin' sad? Unhappy? Angry? Well, get ready for some laughs 'coz there are some jokes fuming about here right now!

Joke 1.
What is the difference between LAMB CHOP and PEA SOUP?

Ans : Everyone can chop lamb but no one can pee soup.

Joke 2.
Why did the GRAPE go out with the PRUNE?

Ans : Because it couldn't find a date.

Joke 3.
Why did the boy throw the butter out of the window?

Ans : He wanted to see a butterfly.


Joke 4.
What is the type of jam that no one can eat?

Ans : Traffic jam.

Funny, right? Ask your friends to come along, 'coz these jokes won't last for long!

Always remember to take the poll and bring your friends along!

xx Lin Xiu